Confessions of a Twin Mom

1. Sometimes I go to Walmart just so I can see / talk to someone that isn't 1 year old.
2. When I am talking to people who aren't 1 year olds, I have a hard time not playing peek-a-boo or making strange noises to surprise them.
3. There has been the seldom (ha) occasion that I have let my girls eat off of the floor, simply because I don't have time to pick them up and put them in the living room and sweep the floor before they come back and start eating dirt out of my pile instead of food.
4. Yes, they have eaten dirt.
5. Ashley puts her finger in her nose like most babies suck their thumbs.  Sometimes I tape her fingers together to make her stop.
6. I get bored if they take naps for longer than 2 hours.  Once, I puposely turned up the radio a little bit louder in hopes they would wake up, just so I could have some entertainment again.
7. I already have nightmares about taking them to kindergarten and having to let them grow up.
8. We waste an incredible amount of food at our house.  1/3 goes into their mouth, 1/3 gets smeared into their hair and clothes, 1/3 gets thrown at each other or on the floor.
9. My house is a walking disaster zone.  I clean it several times a day, but somehow it always ends up looking like no one has clean it in days.
10. I am in for a lot more fun because... I'M PREGNANT!